Silly Business Letter

To the Nerf Gun Co.

Ladies and Gentlemen:

I have been wondering as to why my package containing two Nerf-n-Strike Maverick Rev-b's and a package of 36 suction darts has not arrived. I have waited 57 years and have not received them. I am 96 now and am too old and frail to entertain myself with those toys. I must resort to Bingo now. I could have sued you but I have contained myself.

Sincerely,

Jason